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Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*
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blackutree:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 

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(Source: -zanarkand, via nnatsuokagou)

baby's first words

baby: w...wa...
mom: water?
baby: WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE
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faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

(via yatty-yato)

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keyofnik:

"ZING! OH MAN I GOT HER AGAIN. I tell you, there is nothing better than walking around in formal wear and ridiculously oversized sunglasses and making fun of middle schoolers. Damn, Chiba, you are the MAN. This has put me in such a great mood, I might live it up and repot my plants a few days ahead of schedule. LIVING THE LIFE."

(via irloikawa)

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filth-boy:

Waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain

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10000steps:

me every summer

(Source: kittenpillar, via irloikawa)

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veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

(via papasuke-yamazaki)

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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via webmd)

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